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…magine the poor man’s funeral filled with mourners doubled over in laughter at his ridiculous fate. Not to mention the inevitable cruel newspaper headline: “When the Shit Hit the Fan.”

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Deborah Barchi

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Deborah Barchi has recently retired from her career as a librarian and now has time to read, explore nature, and write poetry and essays.

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